Things I've Learned Over Break

Hello, world.

Now that break is over and classes are getting underway, I thought I'd share with you some of the things I've learned (relearned) over my two week holiday. Here we go.

1. You can't listen to the XX on the train, with any headphones (Shures, Etymotics, etc.)

2. old friends, even acquaintances always remember you, so don't be a phony (Holden Caufield)

3. the Big East is still years behind the SEC in college football (see Florida def. Cincy, by a lot)

4. it’s not over ‘till it’s over (see NY Jets current NFL Playoff run)

5. Jay-Z may very well worship the devil, or he's just playing with our minds. ooooooo, spooky. I think it's the latter but hey, we've seen many stranger things

6. always bring a card/ gift home

7. grapes are an underrated chaser

8. Metal Gear Solid 4 is the best video game. ever.

9. canvas sneakers are not winter footwear

10. Gloves with holes in them are no longer gloves (blogging in freezing weather doesn't help either)

11. Time flies

12. Grays Papaya still makes the best hot dogs, and their banana papaya is magnificent

13. numb fingers don't work

14. it cuts her/ him deeper than you think, and even deeper than that, still

15. it's not that deep (response to #14)

16. lying is for losers

17. Greek frats sororities are more organized, kinda legalized gangs

18. girls from way back then should be left back when they were mildly attractive/ not obese

19. never honk your horn in the hood

20. dogs are legit a man's best friend, sorry ladies, it's not even close

Peace