Real Men of Genius

What the hell is this?

This is our forum; a gateway if you will, into our souls. You may be confused at first by what you see here, but it's all good. We welcome all and don't discriminate (much).

You said "our". Who is this mysterious "our"?

We are just two normal soon-to-be senior college guys with just a lot of random shit on our minds. The brilliant mastermind writing this introduction is 梁 Da Merciless, a very mysterious man with the body of a hardened Shaolin Monk. His partner in crime is Sid Vicious, a man who also has much to share with this world. With our powers combined, we are not Captain Planet but rather the Keepers of The Rod (see last question).

Why are you doing this now? Blogging is so 2004!

One of us still buys music albums from real-life stores, and the other still has a cellphone which is....well...a phone. I guess we're just old farts like that.

What is "The Rod of Ebullience"?

The Rod (always capitalized BTW) is a weapon capable of unspeakable acts of badassness when wielded by the most capable and worthy warriors (i.e. us). Even while the sands of time continue to turn, it remains the one constant in the world. It was forged thousands of years before the Great Wall of China was even an idea, hundreds of years before Neanderthals walked the Earth, and about 6 years after Dikembe Mutombo was born. The Rod has the power to unite blacks and whites, Palestinians and Jews, people who think Bono can sing and 99.999% of the Earth's population, etc. However it also possesses the overwhelming testicular might required to destroy entire cities, cause stock markets to collapse, and make small children weep (a must for any potential tool of destruction IMO), making it a deadlier weapon than Bolo Yeung:






Just kidding. But it comes real close.